1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,980 Previously on Family Law. You're my book club. Maggie is the one who's pregnant 2 00:00:03,980 --> 00:00:06,420 and alone, and she needs us more than you do. 3 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,180 Cordelia. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,860 Harrison. She predates your mother. My dad and I are going to take a year off 5 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:13,340 and backpack around the world. 6 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,900 Can you sign this? What is this? 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,680 40 under 40. This is for the city's most promising. 8 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:20,220 Dad's never going to see me as a real partner. Is that it? 9 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,398 Mr. Spencer. 10 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,500 Yes, your honor. 11 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,640 40 under 40. I'm in. Yes! 12 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,360 Fuck it, Dad! 13 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,800 Since when do you have a phone? 14 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,320 Dad loaned me his old one and I think I'm still getting his text. 15 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,560 Who's Felicity? 16 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,120 Tell me again you weren't going to sleep with her, Frank. I can't do that. Why 17 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,880 do you think you agreed to meet with this woman? Because everything was easy 18 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,620 with Felicity and everything with her is hard. 19 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,980 But I don't want to be anybody's hard, Frank. 20 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,500 Let's hope for her. 21 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,240 Let's go over it one more time. 22 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,440 Your mother and I have something we need to discuss with you. First of all, we 23 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,680 love you both very much. 24 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:02,140 And then you're going to say that we'll always be their parents. 25 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,900 And we'll always be there for them? 26 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200 Mm -hmm. 27 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,980 After we've broken the news, we'll ask if they have any questions. 28 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,000 Lucy says the most important thing is that we're a united front. 29 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,260 Obviously. 30 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,680 Oh, I don't know if today is the best day for this. 31 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:21,860 Sophia is foul right now. 32 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:25,170 Fowl is in so much her mood as it is her default. 33 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:29,750 We can't put this off forever. 34 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:01,050 Your mother and I have something we need to discuss with you. You're getting 35 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,050 divorced. 36 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:05,610 Yes. 37 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:10,350 We love you both so much. 38 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,330 And we'll always, always be there for you. 39 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,350 Obviously, this isn't your fault. 40 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:25,670 Even though it's a change, your lives will largely be the same. 41 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:29,690 Same schools, same friends, same homes. 42 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:34,550 Why can't you guys just talk it out like you tell me and Sophie to do when we're 43 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:35,550 fighting? 44 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:39,650 Things aren't always that straightforward, kiddo. 45 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:44,650 I think we'll be a better family. 46 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:47,110 Apart. 47 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,570 And I respect your mother's decision. 48 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,490 Do you have any questions? 49 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:04,190 Can we stop talking now? 50 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,770 I respect your mother's decision. 51 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:25,790 What the hell was that? You threw me under the bus again. 52 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:28,630 I didn't know what to say. That's why we wrote a script. 53 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:32,540 Why did you say same home? Are you suggesting I live with my mother 54 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:36,220 This is our house, bought largely with my money. Abby, you aren't in the 55 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:39,560 driver's seat here. What does that mean? Just means, technically, I still have 56 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,440 sole custody. I can't believe you're still lording this over my head. I'm 57 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:44,620 Okay. 58 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:48,140 We need to get all of this in writing, just so everything is crystal clear. 59 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:50,700 Agreed. I'll draft us a separation agreement, okay? 60 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,380 Okay. 61 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,209 I miss her too, Cecil. 62 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,910 Harry would like a word with you in his office. 63 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,710 Hi. How'd it go? 64 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,170 Awful. 65 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:37,050 The kids barely said anything, and then Frank went rogue and basically told them 66 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,250 the divorce was my idea. 67 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:39,850 What an idiot. 68 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,450 I'm going to draft up a separation agreement today. 69 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,610 Yourself? 70 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:48,750 Frank's a family lawyer, and I do a pretty good impression of one. 71 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:50,330 Shouldn't be that complicated. 72 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:54,690 A lawyer who represents herself has a fool for a client. 73 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,930 It's a little early for proverbs. 74 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:08,270 Abigail, would you give me the honor of representing you in your divorce? 75 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:14,490 Thank you for the offer, but Sophia and Nico... 76 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,920 For some inexplicable reason. 77 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 Adore you. 78 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:21,720 I don't want to have to explain to them why their grandpa is going after their 79 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,720 dad in court. 80 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:26,720 Well, if you're refusing the best, you should at least hire the second best. 81 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,140 Cordelia Bernstein. 82 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,660 I don't need a lawyer. 83 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:30,940 You're not telling him, are you? 84 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,140 I wanted to tell him. 85 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:33,779 Telling him what? 86 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:34,780 I got 40 under 40. 87 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,960 Yeah, that was totally next on the agenda. 88 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,400 Did you? 89 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,500 Accolading. Good for the firm. Way to go, Danny. 90 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:41,940 Thank you. 91 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,720 The temp asked me to tell you that your client's in the boardroom. 92 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,320 My husband hired a divorce lawyer. 93 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,600 And you need representation. 94 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,260 No, I don't want a divorce, please. 95 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,320 Unfortunately, if your husband wants to end the marriage, there's really nothing 96 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,500 you can do about that. 97 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:09,730 If I get divorced, I'll be deported. We've only been married two months. It's 98 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:10,689 not long enough. 99 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,510 Uh, Carolina, where did you and your husband meet? 100 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:13,810 Online. 101 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,510 International Brides. 102 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:19,930 As in mail order? 103 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:22,850 He ordered me from a catalog. 104 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,790 You can't prove it, uh -oh. 105 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,430 You got nothing legit, uh -oh. 106 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,950 The glove don't fit, uh -oh. 107 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,780 You got it with quit, uh -oh. 108 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:43,560 The charges won't stick, cause I ain't no sucker. Ain't your lollipop, but 109 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,560 you can kiss my sweet uh -huh. 110 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:51,040 Never gonna stop, never gonna stop, never gonna stop, never gonna stop. You 111 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,820 can't prove it, uh -oh. 112 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,240 Jim and I exchanged thousands of messages on this site. Over how long? 113 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,620 A year. When he proposed on Messenger, I was so happy. 114 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,240 So you never met him in person until... I arrived at the airport. 115 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:08,740 Why did you sign up for an international marriage agency? 116 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,880 I am considered a spinster back home. 117 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,380 You? 118 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:20,320 I was so excited to start a new life with my modern Canadian man. 119 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:21,860 But? 120 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:27,020 But when I arrived here, I discovered that he does not want a modern wife. 121 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,920 He wants a servant. 122 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:35,370 I... Tries to be patient, but every time I stand up to him, he threatens to 123 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:37,750 deport me, and now he wants a divorce. 124 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:42,930 After two years of marriage, you'd be eligible for independent Canadian 125 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,430 citizenship. You couldn't be deported. Two months of marriage under your belt, 126 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:51,010 plus the obligatory one -year separation, plus the snail's pace of the 127 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,570 system, plus a couple of holdups by us if necessary, will get you to two years 128 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,349 no problem. 129 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,070 Steph, Caroline's husband wants an annulment. 130 00:07:57,650 --> 00:07:58,650 What's the difference? 131 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,310 It means the marriage will be canceled. 132 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,180 No divorce process needed, no year of separation. 133 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:04,620 Can he do that? 134 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,060 Only if his lawyer can prove immigration fraud. 135 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:11,460 If Jim can prove you married him for the purpose of acquiring Canadian 136 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:14,580 citizenship... Of course I married for citizenship. 137 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,460 But I also married for love. In all likelihood, Jim's lawyer is advising him 138 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:24,560 seek an annulment instead of a divorce so he can avoid being financially 139 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,020 responsible for you. 140 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,820 I don't care about the money. 141 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,280 I just want to stay in Canada. 142 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,240 All right, let's try to get Jim and his lawyer in here this afternoon. 143 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,140 We'll negotiate a deal that allows you to stay in Canada in exchange for a 144 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,140 waiving support. 145 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,880 Your orders are online, and now he wants to return them, like a T -shirt from 146 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,280 Amazon. I don't want to see our client deported, but let's face it, she is 147 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,280 him to stay in the country. 148 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,860 Um, he's using her, too. 149 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,400 Carolina is gorgeous. 150 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,620 Did you see their wedding photo? Jim is, like, free at best. 151 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:01,360 So? So, a three can't land a ten without bringing something to the table. 152 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,820 Spoken with the cynicism of someone with a marriage on the brink. 153 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,159 Be nice. 154 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,620 How is it any different than all the hot young women who come into the firm with 155 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,860 dull old rich guys as bartering assets? 156 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,800 Never mind the fact that she probably doesn't know a single soul here. 157 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:19,000 Like she has no money of her own, no resources, and things turn sour. He 158 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,859 all the cards. 159 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,960 Okay. Okay. 160 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,140 Points all taken. 161 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, my God. Did you get headshots done? 162 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:35,000 No. Oh, it's a professional photo for his stellar single dating profile. 163 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,680 One of those furrowed brow jackets swung over the shoulder numbers. 164 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,660 Give me back my phone. Daniel S., law firm partner. 165 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,280 Iron Man competitor. 166 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,300 Oh, oh, 40 under 40. Didn't waste any time getting that on the old bio, did 167 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,520 Give me my phone. Abigail, give your brother his phone back. 168 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:56,010 How can you judge Karolinka for using a marriage service when you're shopping 169 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,930 for dates on an app? Because I'm not paying to meet women. 170 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:01,830 Mail -order marriages are gilded prostitution. 171 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,530 You're expecting to find love with a checklist. 172 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:08,070 Preach. Danielle came exactly as advertised, and that still fell apart. 173 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,470 I don't want to hear it. All of your relationships, except for Jerry's, have 174 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:13,050 crashed and burned no matter how you met your partners. 175 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:17,490 The temp asked me to tell you Harry's 2 o 'clock appointment just arrived. 176 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:18,770 Why didn't she do it herself? 177 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:20,590 She said she's shy. 178 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,760 Excuse me. 179 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:29,140 Our client requires a prenuptial clause that Tezza remain at her target weight 180 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,640 for the duration of the marriage. 181 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,739 A scaling clause? 182 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,960 A commitment to follow the body mass index guidelines. 183 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,119 It's ludicrous. 184 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:41,280 Ash and Tezza are social media moguls. These two understand their lifestyle 185 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,500 channel is a business. 186 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:44,820 Video is a visual medium. 187 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,360 We'll concede to it. 188 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,780 We will? 189 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,100 On the condition that your client gets rid of the mustache. 190 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,580 It's for November. 191 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:58,170 June. My client is raising awareness for prostate cancer. Men's expert is one of 192 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:58,809 our sponsors. 193 00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:02,630 It makes you look like the kind of man they warn children about. 194 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:03,850 That's objective. 195 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,550 My client suffers stash rash. 196 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,310 Video is visual. 197 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,750 As you said. 198 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:16,080 Fine, but we'll need Tezza to refrain from wearing colors on camera that are 199 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:20,260 uncomplimentary to my client's skin tone. You want to control my color 200 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,900 Last time you were yellow, our followers flooded the comment section asking if 201 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,900 I'm jaundiced. 202 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:30,580 Our client is willing to waive her right to spousal support if Jim withdraws his 203 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:31,580 annulment petition. 204 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,060 No can do. My client wishes to terminate the marriage. 205 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,600 And he can by filing for an uncontested divorce. 206 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,240 Jim and Karolinka can begin their legal separation. 207 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,110 Effective immediately. 208 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,010 For all intents and purposes, they'll be divorced. 209 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,470 The paperwork will catch up with them in less than two years. Jim saves money. 210 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:49,150 Kara Lincoln won't be deported. Everybody wins. 211 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:50,189 Do we have a deal? 212 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:53,170 No deal. You scammed me. How did I scam you? 213 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,590 You said you were in love with me. 214 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:55,810 I was in love. 215 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,790 With the man on the computer. 216 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:01,490 You aren't the man you said you were. You said you were traditional. You don't 217 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,930 hardly cook or clean. I am not your maid. 218 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,990 Spend all day eating cinnamon hearts, watching soap operas. I'm learning 219 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:10,710 English. Hold up in the spare room all night on the phone with your brother. I 220 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,250 miss my family, okay? All right, everyone. No. 221 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,510 He said he has a home. It's a trailer home. 222 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:20,610 I am a hostage there. He won't give me a key. Why would I give you a key when 223 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,610 you have nowhere to go? 224 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,930 He said he's going to take me out for fancy dinners. 225 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,060 I took you to Swiss Shelly. Hold on, time. 226 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,600 Fancy dinners are for wives. 227 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,840 Wives are supposed to perform marital duties. 228 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:35,020 Wives perform marital duties when they're in the mood, pal. And something 229 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,860 me being threatened with deportation isn't a turn -on. Has the marriage been 230 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:39,860 consummated? 231 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,920 Yes. A few times when she first arrived. 232 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,560 Now she grimaces every time I come near her like a reek or something. Your 233 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:51,200 client misrepresented herself. She conned my client for residency status. 234 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,580 story. We won't be withdrawing the annulment petition. 235 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:00,570 Karolinka, do you have records of your correspondence with Jim? 236 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:06,210 It was all done through International Brides. The account's closed now. 237 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,430 I'll draft up an order for production of documents. 238 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,970 So your clients buy brides. 239 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,870 I'm not a fimp, Miss Bianchi. 240 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:21,690 What's the business model? 241 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:26,750 International brides charge a nominal fee to facilitate messages. 242 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,610 Define nominal. 243 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:29,850 Eight dollars. 244 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:36,050 Eight dollars per message. So if you have thousands and thousands of 245 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,430 well done. 246 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:42,110 Jim and Carolina text a lot about the beautiful babies they're going to make 247 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:48,470 together. Yes. For many women to build a family with a strong provider is a 248 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:49,470 fairy tale. 249 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,880 A fairy tale right up until your husband files for an annulment two months into 250 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,600 the marriage and you're facing deportation. I'm saddened by this news, 251 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:01,520 sometimes marriages don't work out. You know damn well that immigration status 252 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,420 is used by husbands as a way of controlling their mail -order bride. 253 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:09,400 We don't use that term, leaving them vulnerable to abuse, which is a human 254 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 rights violation. 255 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,380 I personally do criminal checks on all my clients. 256 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,860 You cater to incels. 257 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,260 You Western women are so... 258 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,500 Cavalier about your romantic ideals. 259 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:24,640 In many, many cultures, it goes marriage, then love. 260 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,380 I was a male order bride. 261 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200 I came with nothing from Mumbai. 262 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,440 I've been married 40 years now. 263 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:36,720 I have a loving husband, three beautiful children, and a thriving business in 264 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,720 Canada. 265 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,480 Is your marriage ideal? 266 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:47,420 I only wish for my clients to find the same happiness I did. 267 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,720 Not all wishes come true, I guess. 268 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,840 Luce. 269 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 Hey. 270 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,880 You want to go paddle boarding tonight? 271 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,120 I'd love to, but my board's in Maggie's. 272 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320 So go get it. 273 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,780 I was trying to give her some space. 274 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,140 Look, even if you're the one who's in the doghouse, you're still entitled to 275 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,140 access your stuff. 276 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:16,150 Go to the apartment and get your things already. 277 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,170 There you go, pal. 278 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,570 Got your favorite banana cream. 279 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,070 I'm not hungry. 280 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,270 Do you want to talk about it? 281 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,130 I know this is hard. 282 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,590 Why are you doing it then? 283 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,790 That would still let you move into the basement if you want. 284 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,730 I can't do that, honey. 285 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:45,970 Why not? 286 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:51,310 You did a bad thing, and Dad did a bad thing, so why can't it just be Ethan? 287 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:52,990 Mom, please. 288 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,090 It's more complicated than that. 289 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,530 How? 290 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,150 These are adult problems. 291 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,950 Why do adults always say that? 292 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,210 Stop treating me like I don't understand things. 293 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,550 Nico. Mom, you don't even care. 294 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:13,150 I care about this family more than anything in the whole world. You didn't 295 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,150 try. 296 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,650 What happened to you? 297 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,730 I went for a spontaneous swim. 298 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,310 Done. 299 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,110 Congratulations. 300 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,090 Proud of you, sweetheart, for taking the next step. 301 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:49,450 So, when are you going to start dating? 302 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:54,170 Seriously? I just hit send on my separation agreement literally seven 303 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:56,390 ago. Perfect time to clean out the pipes. 304 00:16:57,070 --> 00:17:00,890 I cannot fathom getting my pipes cleaned at this juncture. 305 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,550 Anyway, I wouldn't know how to go about getting a date if I tried. 306 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,150 It's easy. I'll show you. Look. 307 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:09,369 Jesus, Mom. 308 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,760 How many dating apps are you on? 309 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,359 Different apps for different needs. 310 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,560 I'll help you craft a rebound profile. 311 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:19,599 No. This case we're working on has killed any possibility of me ever 312 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:20,319 love online. 313 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,319 You're no fun. 314 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,599 What about you? 315 00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:25,460 What about me? Let's sign you up, get you laid. 316 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,900 I'm not doing anything that jeopardizes my chances of getting Maggie back. 317 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,600 Are you trying to get Maggie back? I've seen no indication of that. 318 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,180 I guess I'm scared that if I make contact, it'll trigger the divorce 319 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,440 At least... If I do nothing, we're still technically together? 320 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,240 Well, if Maggie hasn't reached out either, maybe she's thinking the same 321 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:45,780 Hmm? 322 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,740 Maralinka? 323 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,420 I can't go back. 324 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,840 My parents are counting on me to send money and sponsor my sister and... 325 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,210 You okay? 326 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:24,190 I've been so nauseous and lightheaded the last few days. 327 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,810 From all the stress, I guess. 328 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:30,530 Stall. 329 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:32,830 Where are you going? 330 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:33,950 A drugstore. 331 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:40,850 I cannot wait to be wrapped up in your big, strong arms. 332 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,430 I cannot wait for you to fill my hole 333 00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:50,969 In my heart. 334 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:54,910 I want to grow old with you. Well, this will surely make good fodder for your 335 00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,190 romance novel, Mr. 336 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:59,690 Svensson. Do you mind telling me what relevance it has to the case? 337 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,010 I'm getting there. 338 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:04,590 Apologies, Your Honor. 339 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,090 There's been a new development. 340 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,770 I'm pregnant. 341 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,510 How do I know it's mine? 342 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:12,930 Of course it's yours. 343 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,880 Who else could it be? Your Honor, surely this is a stall tactic. 344 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,720 Well, whatever it is, you're going to need to deal with this somewhere else. 345 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,700 This is a courtroom, not the Maury Povich show. 346 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:27,300 My client's not going to pay child support for someone else's kid. 347 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,740 How could it be somebody else's kid? 348 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,580 You don't let me go anywhere. 349 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,920 We're going to need a paternity test. 350 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,800 The only way to get one with the baby in utero is through amniocentesis, which 351 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,180 poses a risk of miscarriage. 352 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,080 I don't want to take that risk. 353 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,420 Neither do I. 354 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,300 I've got a little dreamy in my belly. 355 00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:00,660 Let's hold off on the annulment. You realize this means you will have full 356 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,840 financial responsibility to Karolinka if you get divorced. 357 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200 If we get divorced. 358 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,760 So, now you're with child. 359 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,720 Do you feel different about me or whatever? 360 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,340 We'll be a family forever. 361 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,320 And now I have to learn how to cook and clean. 362 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,620 I'll be a mother. 363 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,200 Seeing as my client created their YouTube channel, she should obviously 364 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,340 it in the event of divorce. 365 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:55,560 Except my client secured most of their lucrative sponsorships and built the 366 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,560 of their following. 367 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,840 Our subs came for your wardrobe tip, but they stayed for my wardrobe 368 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840 malfunction. 369 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:06,880 Malfunctions that would be a lot less tantalizing if I didn't light that 370 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,160 butt within an inch of its length. 371 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,020 Excuse me? I think we're done for today. 372 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,960 Let's pick this up tomorrow, shall we? 373 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,350 Can I hashtag your firm? 374 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:22,170 No. Suit yourself. 375 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:29,170 We have 2 .3 million followers with a median income of 200K. 376 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:35,670 Oh, second thought. Go ahead. 377 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,930 Use our hashtag thingy. 378 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,600 Are you going to drink that? 379 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,080 I don't really do carbonation. Can I have it? 380 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,740 I already took a sip. 381 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:13,080 They stopped serving them, and I need all the bubbly alcohols to get me 382 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,240 this pretentious blank fest. 383 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,200 Oh, you actually care about this? 384 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740 It's good for business. 385 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,560 That's what my staff said when they nominated me. 386 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,420 Martina. 387 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Daniel. 388 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,160 Stellar singles, huh? 389 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,190 Do you mind? It's kind of private. 390 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:32,330 It's private. You probably shouldn't be on the app, but I'm eating brie. 391 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,950 Touché. 392 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,470 Are you writing her a novella? Are you reading over my shoulder? I want to make 393 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:44,110 sure we're compatible before we meet up so we don't waste each other's time. 394 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,030 How efficient. 395 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:50,370 God forbid you share a meal with someone who doesn't turn out to be your future 396 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,370 wife. 397 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,830 All right. 398 00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:55,730 What do you suggest? 399 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,310 Brevity is the soul of wit. 400 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,120 Just ask her if she wants to meet up. 401 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,900 Elise. 402 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,680 Hi. 403 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,740 I'm here to pick up my stuff. 404 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,400 I think I got most of it. 405 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,190 I can help you carry the paddleboard. 406 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:29,730 Where's Maggie? 407 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:30,850 She's gone out. 408 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,530 When will she be back? 409 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,310 When you're not here. 410 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,690 Sorry you threw a thing now. 411 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,110 You know I don't do labels, Lucy. 412 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,179 Found this? 413 00:23:58,180 --> 00:23:59,180 For the cause? 414 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,640 Bless you. 415 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,020 Oh, thanks for the advice on the message. We're having dinner at Jardin. 416 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640 Oh. 417 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,560 What? 418 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:09,980 Not a good choice? 419 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,900 Bit stuffy for a first date. 420 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580 Where do you suggest? 421 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,960 Water. 422 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:16,260 It's new. 423 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,200 Locally sourced. Chef's got buzz. 424 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,060 Okay. 425 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:22,620 Thanks for the tip. 426 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:44,780 Why aren't you in your office? 427 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,740 The painters are in it. 428 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,500 I see you representing yourself is working out well. Moving along, Harry. 429 00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:55,780 The temp asked me to tell you that Carol Link is here. 430 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,200 Why are you doing her job? 431 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,040 She said you make her nervous. 432 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,100 Jim says he's going to get me deported again. 433 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,080 What? Why? What changed? 434 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:13,310 He's been recording all my phone calls back home. 435 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,270 That's deplorable. 436 00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:20,710 What are you wearing? 437 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,670 Only my panties. 438 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,310 Should I take them off? 439 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:29,690 Yes. You like that? 440 00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:32,330 Yes. You want that? 441 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,970 Yes. You want more? 442 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:38,270 Yes. Yes. Oh, God. Yes. 443 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:43,950 Let's make... I'm starting to think maybe she wasn't actually talking to her 444 00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:46,370 brother. Jelly from your donut. 445 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:51,610 My husband is a disgusting pig. 446 00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:54,830 It makes me sick to look at him. 447 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:59,390 I can't believe I wasted $10 ,000 on you. Objection. This recording is from 448 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:01,930 yesterday. It has no relevance on whether she entered the marriage in good 449 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:05,170 faith. She was clearly involved with this man the whole time. She's luring my 450 00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:06,990 client with messages she probably didn't even write herself. 451 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:10,010 You're all gold diggers. All right, enough. 452 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:14,290 I'm going to have to take this new development into consideration. 453 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,170 Let's resume tomorrow at two. 454 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:25,730 Hi. 455 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:30,550 Nico insisted on stopping by on our way home from school. 456 00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:32,310 I'm glad. 457 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,630 I'm here to see Grandpa. 458 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:37,190 Oh. 459 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,540 Okay. 460 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,900 He's just finishing up on a call, but I've let him know you're here. 461 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,460 Thank you. 462 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,260 Perhaps you and I could discuss your revisions on my revisions. 463 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:51,780 Privately. Sure. 464 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:58,240 Nico, why don't you get caught up with your Uncle Daniel while you wait for 465 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240 Grandpa to be ready? 466 00:27:10,510 --> 00:27:11,510 Hi, Uncle Daniel. 467 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,430 So, good book? 468 00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:29,710 Yeah. It's part of a series. 469 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,030 Right. 470 00:27:35,730 --> 00:27:37,950 Nicole, Harry's ready for you. 471 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,170 Thank you. 472 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,010 Bye, Uncle Daniel. Bye. 473 00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:51,390 Do my favorite grandson want to check on how his investment portfolio is doing? 474 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,530 I've been thinking we should get you into media stocks. 475 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:55,990 Have you heard about my mom and dad? 476 00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:58,630 I have. 477 00:27:58,870 --> 00:27:59,870 Sit. 478 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,510 In your professional opinion, 479 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,560 What are the chances they'll get back together? 480 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,980 Statistically speaking, it's unlikely. 481 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:23,260 I wish I never had brought Dad's stupid cell phone to that stupid sleepover. 482 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:25,000 I don't even like that kid. 483 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:29,180 Your parents aren't getting divorced because of the cell phone incident. 484 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,620 Yeah, they are. 485 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:35,240 No offense, but you aren't that powerful. 486 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:42,180 Nothing you did or do in the future can change the outcome of this. 487 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,380 The whole family is going to be okay. 488 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Happier, even. 489 00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:00,000 This is the hard part. 490 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,740 Cheers. 491 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:11,860 How you doing? 492 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:13,820 Lousy. 493 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,500 Not as lousy as Caroline is going to feel tomorrow. 494 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,200 Barring miracle, we're losing this case. 495 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,820 I'm racking my brains for a new angle, but I think we're out of moves. 496 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,160 Hey, can I get a ride home? 497 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:28,780 Home? 498 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,180 It's home now. 499 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,560 Why are you still getting a bazillion notifications from that dating app? 500 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,640 you have a date tomorrow night? 501 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,080 I'm not going to find my soulmate on the first match. 502 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,010 Dating is a numbers game. 503 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:50,410 Hey, do you remember when Jim said to Karolinka, you're all gold diggers? 504 00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:53,290 Odd that it was Burl. 505 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:59,290 Has Jim ever ordered any other mail order brides? 506 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:04,090 That would be confidential information. I don't have time to get a court order, 507 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:07,250 Aparna. Karolinka will probably be deported next week. 508 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:08,850 Divorced and pregnant. 509 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,350 I didn't know she was pregnant. 510 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:14,610 So if there's anything you know that can help her cause, now would be the time 511 00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:15,610 to disclose. 512 00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:24,870 I'm going to the washroom now. 513 00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:28,110 Please don't look at this computer while I'm gone. 514 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:31,090 There is confidential information here. 515 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,380 Jim, what inspired you to look for love abroad? 516 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,760 Girls from overseas are more likely to be unspoiled, I guess. 517 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:57,100 Unspoiled by what? They haven't been brainwashed by all that radical feminist 518 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,100 stuff. 519 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,980 You seem like you're a real connoisseur of foreign ladies. 520 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,500 Objection. 521 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,480 Badgering. Sustained. 522 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,120 How many mail -order brides have you purchased? 523 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:13,990 Objection. Prejudicial phrasing. He hasn't purchased anyone. He's in an 524 00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:14,990 arranged marriage. 525 00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:16,230 Rephrase the question. 526 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:21,790 How many times have you used the services of the International Brides 527 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:25,210 Two. Three, in fact, but that's okay. 528 00:31:25,490 --> 00:31:27,150 Math's not everyone's strong suit. 529 00:31:27,370 --> 00:31:32,590 Jim returned a mail -order bride prior to Karolinka and has already put a 530 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:36,770 deposit down on a new bride in anticipation of his wife's deportation. 531 00:31:37,010 --> 00:31:38,010 So what? 532 00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,990 Karolinka isn't my first wife. 533 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:41,960 What was your first wife's name? 534 00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:45,720 Lona. Lona. And Lona was deported, correct? 535 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:47,620 Because the marriage didn't work out. 536 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,940 Hmm. Why didn't it work out? She didn't honor her marriage vows. Which marriage 537 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:53,720 vows? To love, cherish, and obey. 538 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:59,980 Except to obey was removed from standardized church marriage vows in 539 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:02,500 before either Karolinka or Lona were born. 540 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:08,680 I didn't mean obey like that. Just that the wife should follow the... 541 00:32:09,870 --> 00:32:11,470 Like, let me take care of her. 542 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:15,750 And if a wife doesn't want to follow, she gets deported? 543 00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:17,650 Objection. Withdrawn. 544 00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:23,730 Your Honor, Jim has been treating this marriage like a shirt you buy without 545 00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:27,030 trying it on first, knowing full well you'll probably return it. 546 00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:31,090 Women aren't commodities that can be returned to the manufacturer. 547 00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,930 People don't come with an exchange policy. 548 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,740 He is the one who didn't enter this union in good faith. We appeal to you, 549 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,120 not annul this marriage. 550 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,980 Although the sentiment was eloquently expressed, and I find this man's actions 551 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:54,140 both repugnant and immoral, they are not illegal. 552 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,900 Therefore, I must grant the requested annulment. 553 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,530 I suggest... Your client get a good immigration lawyer. 554 00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:08,330 Okay. 555 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:09,870 Thanks. 556 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:14,450 The immigration lawyer says there's really only one way to keep her in the 557 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:17,890 country. She'll need a job offer through the Federal Skilled Worker Program. 558 00:33:18,610 --> 00:33:19,630 Requires special skills. 559 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:21,470 I don't have special skills. 560 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,090 I don't have any skills. 561 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:25,130 We should get to see your family. 562 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:29,450 My family will be furious with me. My father is already ashamed that his 563 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,319 daughter is a... 564 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,280 Male or the bride. I doubt he'll let me back in the house. 565 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,640 What about your boyfriend? 566 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,640 My ex -boyfriend won't raise another man's baby. 567 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,299 Oh, God. 568 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,100 This is worse than if I never left. 569 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:53,800 Oh, he's going to pray. I don't think so. 570 00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:59,930 Stay with Karolinka. I'll contact you as soon as I can. 571 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,429 I found another way you can help Karolinka stay. 572 00:34:11,570 --> 00:34:12,570 Give her a job. 573 00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:16,190 I wish I could, but it's impossible. 574 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:17,650 No? 575 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:21,989 Maybe you'd rather I told immigration that you withheld information about 576 00:34:21,989 --> 00:34:25,730 marital history, which is a breach of your fiduciary duty to Karolinka. 577 00:34:26,510 --> 00:34:31,630 She was relying on you to provide accurate information, and you knowingly 578 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:36,790 her. I volunteered that information to help you. You can't hold it against me. 579 00:34:38,389 --> 00:34:40,330 She can't legally work in Canada. 580 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,690 I'll take care of that part. 581 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,510 Fine. 582 00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:51,130 She can start... Monday. 583 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,080 No bread for the table. 584 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,260 Fish baked with oil, not butter. 585 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:04,520 Sub the rice for extra veg. Soft on the side and easy on the salt. 586 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,800 So nice to go out on a date with another disciplined eater. 587 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,840 It is. 588 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,980 So, you said you're a lawyer? 589 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,020 Fleischmann and Topher. 590 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920 And you? 591 00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:26,170 Spence, Spence, Spence. 592 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:33,050 In your profile, it says you're a road biker. 593 00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:34,310 I am. 594 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,530 Have you done the triple crown? 595 00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:38,770 I have. 596 00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:46,630 Unfortunately, the chef can't accommodate your culinary requests. 597 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:50,590 Can't or won't? Sorry, won't. Really? 598 00:35:52,730 --> 00:35:55,290 Fine. We'll eat at a restaurant run by a chef who will. 599 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:00,470 Hello? 600 00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:02,030 What? 601 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:03,950 Well, can it wait? I'm on a date. 602 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,090 Okay, I'll be right over. 603 00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:08,850 Sorry to do this. 604 00:36:09,090 --> 00:36:10,090 I have to go. 605 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:13,030 My friend is having an emergency. 606 00:36:13,410 --> 00:36:14,410 Oh, no. 607 00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:17,010 Do you want to reschedule? 608 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,530 I'll have to get back to you. Things at work are... 609 00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:22,010 Super busy right now. 610 00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:28,830 Hey, 40 Under 40. 611 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:34,350 I hear you have some issues with my menu. 612 00:36:35,510 --> 00:36:37,470 Your favorite restaurant in town is your own. 613 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:41,930 You would have known that if you asked me any questions at that 40 Under 40 614 00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:42,930 thing. 615 00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:45,130 So, where'd your date go? 616 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,110 She had some kind of emergency. 617 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,790 Ah, you got emergency calls. 618 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200 What's that? 619 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:55,500 Move yourself over to the bar. I'll explain it to you. 620 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,460 What do you think of this, Cordelia? 621 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,420 All the track changes. Get it away. 622 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,680 It felt in my eyes. 623 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:15,800 I think Frank is using the negotiations to put off ending the marriage. 624 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,920 I think you might be, too. 625 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:22,230 No, I'm not. 626 00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:24,710 There's a word for ending a marriage. 627 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:26,870 It's called divorce. 628 00:37:27,670 --> 00:37:29,010 And you're not saying it. 629 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:35,390 We were a perfect match on paper. 630 00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,230 Are we back to this again? 631 00:37:37,770 --> 00:37:39,030 I just don't get it. 632 00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,110 Paper doesn't account for a pheromone. 633 00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:45,590 Think of all the classic couples who never would have met if they left up to 634 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:46,770 online dating matches. 635 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,430 Elizabeth Bennett would have swiped left. 636 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:50,870 Mr. Darcy. 637 00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:52,810 And what about Beauty and the Beast? 638 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:55,850 You think I would have swiped right on a giant water buffalo? 639 00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:58,430 Well, that was basically bestiality, but still. 640 00:37:58,990 --> 00:37:59,990 Gets your point. 641 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:04,950 What's in this? 642 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,930 Hand -seared ribeye medallions with a mushroom peppercorn sauce. 643 00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:13,530 Served with potatoes cooked in white truffle butter topped with Gruyere tea. 644 00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:16,470 So every single item on my do -not -eat list. 645 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:17,830 Plus fresh herbs. 646 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:24,660 Okay. 647 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,080 Wow. 648 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,560 This is going to give me gasp. For what? We need to normalize farting. 649 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:51,280 So, I guess the question is, what do you really want? 650 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,940 I want off. 651 00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:59,550 hamster wheel of drama with frank laying out the same shit over and over again 652 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:03,450 well as long as you two are duking this out on your own you're doomed to repeat 653 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:07,590 the same relationship patterns as long as we're doing that i feel like i can 654 00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:11,750 never move on well if frank doesn't want a divorce he'll drag this out as long 655 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:18,750 as he can the fighting is a form of intimacy in itself what do you advise 656 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,680 Well, for starters, any lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a 657 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:25,560 That's what Harry said. 658 00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:27,180 He's right. 659 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,140 I understand you two go way back. 660 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,700 We were at law school together. 661 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:38,100 Just as peers, or...? Nobody likes the gossip, Abigail. 662 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,300 Sounds like Nina's having a pretty good time in Tokyo. 663 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,500 Yes, she sent me a postcard, too. 664 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,480 That was last night. 665 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,760 Great. 666 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,220 Stellar singles algorithm for the win. 667 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:10,200 No, the date was a but, but... The night was great. 668 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,840 Oh, Karolinka. 669 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,020 I had a chance to watch your YouTube channel yesterday. 670 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,080 You only just watched yesterday. 671 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,060 I understand your specialties are fitness and fashion. 672 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:32,000 But as far as I can see, your following has been built on your relationship. 673 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,720 Aw. 674 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,480 Hashtag relationship goals. 675 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,640 We're aspirational. A fairy tale. 676 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,500 Exactly. My point. 677 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:44,380 Fairy tales historically have happily ever afters. 678 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,000 Where are you going with this? 679 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,140 Their followers don't want to see these two delightful humans divorce. 680 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:57,280 For that reason, I propose that if your marriage ends, so does your shared 681 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280 channel. 682 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,900 It is a legitimate consideration that your social media careers might not 683 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,120 survive a divorce. 684 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,760 I don't ever want a divorce. Neither do I, baby. Well, then let's never get one. 685 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:14,380 And if we know that we're going to be together forever, what's the point of a 686 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:17,460 prenup? There's literally zero point. Literally zero. 687 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,700 Ussy? Ussy! 688 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,540 I guess that means ussy? Oh, okay. 689 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,860 Hashtag fairy tale. 690 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,400 I give them a year, Tops. 691 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,240 Without that prenup? 692 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,440 I look forward to seeing you in court. 693 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,380 They hashtag us. 694 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:41,960 I'm bald beauty. 695 00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:44,820 Silver Fox. 696 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,600 I like it. 697 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:48,480 Cheers. Cheers. 698 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,280 Hi, nerd. 699 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:02,860 Someone has been eagerly awaiting your arrival. 700 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:05,860 Engelbert! 701 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:08,020 I've missed you so much. 702 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,160 Thank you, Mom. 703 00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,420 You're welcome, kiddo. 704 00:42:13,710 --> 00:42:16,330 I wanted you to know that I hired a lawyer. 705 00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:19,030 Seriously? Cordelia Bernstein. 706 00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:20,950 You hired the flamethrower. 707 00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:22,410 Mom, come on! 708 00:42:23,650 --> 00:42:25,370 Just in case you wanted to get one too. 709 00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:43,600 I'm glad you got your paddleboard back. 710 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:49,020 How'd it go? 711 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,380 What's that? 712 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,080 It's from a new friend. 713 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:38,060 I would be the man to be 714 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,660 the one to walk away.